Monday, November 28, 2005

More Homeschool Humor....

Top 10 Advantages to Homeschooling
10. If you can't find matching socks for your child first thing in the morning, who care?
9. Cleaning out the refrigerator can double as chemistry lab.
8. Your kids have good reason to think they might get spanked in school, but no reason to think they'll get beat up by a gang.
7. If the principal gives the teacher a bad evaluation, she can stick her icy feet against his legs at night.
6. You can post the Ten Commandments on your school room wall and won't get sued.
5. You never have to drive your child's forgotton lunch to school.
4. If you get caught talking to yourself, you can calim you're having a parent-teacher conference.
3. The only debate about the school lunch program is whose turn it is to cook.
2. The teacher gets to kiss the prinipal in the faculty lounge and no one gossips.
1. If your child claims that the dog ate his homework, you can ask the dog.